I laughed out loud when I saw this sign on the merch stand of the The Johnny Cash Roadshow gig in Bury St Edmunds yesterday. At face value, it's straightforward, right? You can only pay with good, old-fashioned, money. But the Roadshow are a tribute act and so also play Cash only . Except they don't, they covered Wildwood Flower (June Carter) and Flowers on the Wall (Statler Brothers). But those artists have strong connections to Johnny Cash so, yeah, still Cash only. Except the band also played an original song by Clive John, from the band. But it was a song he was asked to write, "in the style of Johnny Cash," so just about Cash only. Except that several of Clive's CDs, also containing original material, are available on the merch stand. But he's Johnny Cash in the band so perhaps still tenuously Cash only? Except nothing on the table is actually by Johnny Cash. [Repeat to fade.] I strongly believe that there's value, as a ...