So my wife caught me giggling to myself in the kitchen. Why? I'd just seen a really corny pun on peace and peas . It wasn't the "classic" above but it was the same kind of thing. In fact, it wasn't the joke itself that had caused me to crack my face at all, but the thoughts spurred from the desire to make a better one from the same phonetic premise. The first thing I come up with is: Give Pisa chance This slight variation on the well-known punchline is a plausible sentence but to make it work as a joke I need a context that can produce it. I'm working backwards from a result to look for some setup in which it is coherent: Did you know that casinos are illegal in some parts of Italy? Apparently a bunch of gamblers held a candlelit protest overnight. They were singing "All we are saying is give Pisa chance." This is also a testing pattern. When you're looking at responses from a system, a useful approach to finding potential issue...